hey soul. what's that? you, dignity and pride are left for the night? coulda told me that before i vomited all over my mother.
When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
I woke up with someone else's vomit on my ass. That's how I'm doing today.
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
When I sent you a text telling you to splash water on your face, you texted me back with 'Iwehre N qyull.'
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
You declared war on your ex and then had sex with who you thought was her sister. No one knows who she was but we think your dick might be in danger.
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
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