is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
She looked like a pterodactyl.....but dude i love dinosaurs
You should probably wake up already as I have yet another story for you. Teaser? Blood from knife wound. Tequila. Guitar hero. Kitchen counter. Lawyer.
In Berlin they just cured HIV with stem cells. I am hereby fucking anything that moves.
This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
I JUST WANT TO WATCH PORN BUT THE CAT IS JUST SITTING HERE LICKING HIS BALLS. I CAN'T DO IT.
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
Update... last night a man tried to bite my ear. I think he swallowed my pearl earring.
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
You're telling me he never had to ask for a blow job and he STILL broke up with you? I call bullshit on that one.
who knew tequila and Christmas cookies would go so well together
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
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