I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
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I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
A hard boiled egg and a shot of tequila is not brunch.
Dude!! Mom just asked me why you have 'boobies' hahaha
I hate my life
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
Future roommate keeps sending me pictures of cool shit she has for our dorm and I'm just like "... I have a set of Aggie wine glasses a great set of tits."
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
I think the God that I only kind of believe in, definitely hates me.
just licked whipped cream off some model's nipple... just coming clean for when the pic gets on instagram because i am not untagging that shit
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