I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
How high are you?
I feel like breakfast can just fly into my mouth
I just want someone to shove bread from panera down my throat
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
I am available for nakedness
So I'm hiding in my bathroom smoking bowls because my landlords kids came over to visit my dog... My life has reached a new low
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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