Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
I looked at you and you stared at me dead in the eyes then sprayed febreze at your crotch and winked.
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
Flacco has been sacked like 7 times. His name also auto corrects to Flaccid. That's so sad
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
STOP HOOKING UP WITH SOCCER MOMS! YOU ARE RUINING MY REPUTATION!
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
I know you just got bad medical news... But want some moonshine?
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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