Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
So I told her I dislocated my shoulder and she said "well okay. I can either be on top or blow you."
Decisions, decisions.
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
WHAT KIND OF SELF RESPECTING 28 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAKES UP IN A FRAT HOUSE?!?'
The cougar kind?
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
Were you seriously humming twinkle twinkle little star while cupping my balls?
I was gonna jerk off, but then I thought about that movie last night and it killed that idea. I have serious boner trauma.
Dipping my sugar cookies in a glass of fireball and creme soda. This is holiday spirit
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
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