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Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
My life now consists of 2 time frames. BV before vibrator and AD after death of my sex life.
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
Guess who woke up with a hangover this morning? The same person whose parents found out and woke her up by banging pots and pans with wooden spoons.
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
Okay, the good news, found Jared, all IDs accounted for, Jack is meeting us at yours with your requested the delivery. The bad news: Lost Alice, banned from Stages, possibly fucked my TA in the bathroom.
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
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