If I remember correctly, I may have been smoking a cigarette on the dance floor. This is the true sign of a douchebag in his native habitat...fmylife
Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
I guess I should mention that I have already fucked the Fed Ex guy.
That changes everything.
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
she moved to the other side of town, do you realize how far i gotta walk to get a blow job???
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
future reference: when you get a text that says "WARNING: EXPLICIT PHOTOS BEING DELIVERED. VIEWERS DISCRETION IS ADVISED." you always open the attached picture.
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
Seriously though, I walked in and he was holding my cat in the air singing "the circle of life"...
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