i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
my vagina is like the nba. its where amazing happens.
He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
there are seriously like six guinea pigs in my bathtub right now
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
When I picked you up, you were drinking Maker's Mark out of the bottle with a crazy straw.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
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