I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
apparently, it's not a good idea to make jokes about sending newborns through airport security xrays. the moms dont see the humor.
But why'd she put it on the conveyor then?
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
i'm sick of coming in second next to bourbon.
Your roommates boyfriend just approached me while I was working to tell me about the staph infection he got on his face. Where do you find these people?
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
I got a second ticket last night for drunkly using my one call to order a pizza and get it delivered at the police station
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
Yoga may not b such a good idea for me today. My liver is obviously in cahoots with my colon to pay me back for the past 24 days of misuse . Downward dog could have catastrophic consequences.
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
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