I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
you threw up out the window, wiped your face with a twenty dollar bill, and threw that out the window too.
did we at least go back and get it?
how else do you think we got jack in the box...?
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
I just had a 30 minute fake cell phone conversation with myself just to avoid hooking up with the drunk guy next to me. its like an art form.
Just finished putting caution tape around the tv. Sober me needs to prepare.
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
They tried to convince me I broke Alex's nose. Also they stranded me on the roof.
That's what they get for locking a drunk laxer in Mitch's car.
Hypothetical Question: Would you take a cougar bullet for me?
I will never understand why the dress to get laid party is always scheduled to be during family weekend. Its not even ironically funny.
Awee what are you going to name your new dog?
What dog?
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
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