So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
the bartender cut you off himself after you started walking on tops of tables and hugging random people
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
And that is why we dont do tequila shooters at 1 in the afternoon. Because you go home with a beast like that
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
WHO CARES HE GIVES YOU TOE CURLING ORGASMS AND SAYS YOU HAVE KISSABLE SKIN AND RUNWAY MODEL HAIR....WHILE INTOXICATED WITH HIS BEST FRIEND. AND THEN HE SENDS YOU CUTE SELFIES OF THEM!!!!!!! WTF MORE DO YOU WANT FROM LIFE!!! DIE HAPPY ALREADY LADY!!!
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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