Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
I got spanked with a cardboard tube. Apparently he used to be a percussionist. Who favored marching band tunes. It was weird.
My boyfriend just sent me flowers. I am now crying at the fact i fucked my fat neighbor. God please help me.
Oh they knew you from a bachelorette party! You were the pole?
Ohhh shit yeah that was me. Fuck. I hate myself when I do that.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
Look at you go. You're like the Slutty Librarian that Could. They should write children's books about you. Children's books for adults.
Doors open. I'm laying in bed watching caddy shack and drinking a vodka tonic.
And I'm out of vodka so bring vodka or 2013 will blow ass
You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
I just twinged a muscle in my shoulder trying to hug myself. In the world of loneliness-based injuries, this is a new low for me.
Today would have been my 8th wedding anniversary and I woke up with a hot European guy in my bed. Divorce has it's perks.
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
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