I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
After much deliberation I've decided to name my penis "Arthur", hope your mom's surgery goes well.
Just once, I'd like to hook up with a girl that doesn't look like she's having a near-fatal seizure when I give her an orgasm.
Can we skip lunch and do power hour sex time from now on? I'll let you eat nachos off my body if you really need the food.
Pretty sure I sang "What Makes You Beautiful" to some random guy in a parking lot last night...
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
I named my Roomba after my pot dealer. I have a problem, don't i?
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
Drunk in my hotel room, eating taco bell, and crying at Nicki Minaj's life story.
This is why I keep you in my life.
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
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