Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
I just had to MC for a middle school event with jizz on my dress. I'm going to hell.
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
Either im tripping real hard, or there's a legit land shark in my apartment.
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
cool, get new shit, I dnt want the same old if it's my last drink ever
The world isn't ending you idiot. I'll grab beer
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
It turns out my English teacher used to pose for Playboy. She's an inspiration.
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
I renamed some of my contacts in my phone before passing out and I have one I cant figure out, its "fucking house elf scum"
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
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