you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
Lets go to the mall and pick up some fat chicks and take them out tonight so we can be the skinny friends
apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
We're trying to decide between cracker barrel an the ER
She is the epitome of a puke & rally. She picked a random hott guy at the bar & made him pinky promise not to leave while she took a power nap. She went & passed out in her friends car & apparently puked just outside the bar. She stumbled in & found the randome guy again & claimed she was golden. Made it to the after party & stayed up til 6 doing body shots off every girl she saw & hooked up with the random from the bar. I love her life
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
I tried to put my heels in the coat check
I just moved my 11am hair appointment to 8am so I could blackout at noon. Who am I?
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
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