we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
my being single is dangerous.
at the gym hungover with vodka in a water bottle. don't say i'm not fulfilling my resolutions
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
you broke a plate. told her her wedding china was ugly and you were doing her a favor. then proceeded to break every plate you could get your hands on.
Well we're gonna drink when we get home and I just invited the cab driver to play beer pong
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
I told him if I was pregnant we were coming out to the people at work, because I'm not pretending to get knocked up by an imaginary boyfriend.
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
It's only ok to pee out the window in the afternoon when you're drunk.
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
Randomize
