Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
I just caught myself watching and Irish step dance documentary in my underwear drinking nyquil through a straw at 2 in the afternoon. today's off to a good start.
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
I try new drugs instead of new boys. That way you can't scold me about the importance of condoms
If you loved me you'd bring cheese fries and a condom
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
In other news, I woke up still drunk and I think I literally just broke the Guinness book of world records for most bloody Mary's in one day...
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
Almost ran out to the street bowl in hand when I hear the ice cream truck pull up outside.
Everything about that text makes me proud to be your sister.
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