remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
Apparently she held up my head the entire 40 minutes, convincing the cab driver that I was okay
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
whose ass print is on the piano?
Will it make you feel better if we wear the title of dysfunctional fucking roommates? It requires monogamy unless we want to bang someone together.
I fell asleep in my underwear on the deck. What the fuck.
This was the best text I've ever woken up to
You FaceTimed your mom in the back of the limo telling her how many guys you hooked up with at the concert
If its not for food we ain't going out.
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
Steven and I talked about running for office again today. It's fucked that my 3 dream jobs are marijuana bakery owner, bar owner, and president.
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