we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
God. I'm so broke I don't even have a dollar to snort my adderall through.
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
I'm in the grocery store cradling a box of wine like it's my firstborn, so of course this would be the first and only time I've ever seen my boss outside of the office.
Definitely just blazed with the housekeeper. That woman needs a raise
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
She said to bring taco sauce. Hoping that's a euphemism.
when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
I told this guy in the dining hall that he's a hippie god and he's never made eating yogurt so sexy
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
You can now call me Rabbi, and I can now perform weddings, funerals, and other services in all fifty states. You're welcome, world.
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