FYI, if you pee in my bed (or even let R___ and E___ sleep in it), I will fart loudly during your wedding vows. Trust.
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
alcohol. turning childhood friends into awkward hookups since the dawn of civilization.
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
You can't break up with me and ask me for a handjob on the same day. At least not in that order.
Oh and my new excuse for not being able to hook up is cholera, feel free to use it
I LEAVE YOU TWO ALONE FOR 45 MINUTES AND ALL MY WHIPPED CREAM AND CONDOMS ARE GONE
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
At what point can I admit that I hate going to house parties?
I don't wanna stand in your shitty kitchen making small talk while I guard the quality booze I brought.
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
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