As my groomsman, I expect you to learn the Thriller dance with me before next September.
Woke up this morning with one boob drawn on to look like the globe. Questionable?
So she said grabbing my cock was like holding a giant crayola from pre-school.
that was the beginning of the end.
Just saw cops pull over the ice cream truck. What a dick
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
I was jerking him off and in two seconds he went from "oh yeah that feels good" to "what day is Thanksgiving again?" and then back again. Like wtf.
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
You'd think that a rotation of two 30 year old men could keep me satisfied... WHY ISN'T THERE A MAN THAT CAN KEEP UP WITH MY HEALTHY SEXUAL APPETITE?!
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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