As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
I'm not proud of how I threatened that 8 year old during drunken laser tag
She just kept introducing me to people by telling them which of their friends I've fucked
Just pretend you're riding a unicorn through space. Thats how I deal with the stirrup situation at the gyno office.
When this bachelor party is over and your life is in ruins, you have my permission to die.
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
You know you're drunk when you have to be picked up out of a bathtub.
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