I'm going to go hang out on a giant wooden pirate ship for 5 days.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
Next time when I try to seductively eat onion rings while drunk remind me of tonight.
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
My life has become one weird ass game. No one wins. No one loses. We all just kind of hang in limbo and hope we don't die. Eskimo sisters for life. Please have sex with one of them.
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
You pretended to be Borat in that weird slingshot bathing suit and then proceeded to send another dick pic/nude selfie and said you weren't naked because you were wearing a hat.
Btw, how did you break into my room, and why did you decide that covering the mushrooms with a blanket was more secure than a lock on my door?
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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