There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
i killed an earwig and left its corpse on the wall as a warning
her vagina looked like bernie madoff
Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
It's sad that your definition of adulthood entails banging your boss after getting hammered at happy hour, and putting the tab on the company credit card.
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
She's walking to the bar while holding a fifth of fireball, talking on the phone and puking like its nothing out of the ordinary
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
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