wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooo i'm drink
operation harelip BJ is a go
My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job
Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
She gave me a foot massage while her friend rode me. Your gf puked into the oscolating fan. How were our nites alike?
I'm beginning to think the only reason I get laid anymore is girls are fantasizing sleeping with my dad...
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
I feel like Captain Morgan shit all over my hopes and dreams last night...
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
I just want to get drunk and not have to worry about you leaving me at the bar.
Randomize
