i mean really, i cant compete with a cucumber
It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
cutting back on calories before spring break by only taking shots instead of drinking actual drinks.
the diet of an alcoholic...
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
No more margaritas for you. Also, tequila should be reclassified as a hallucinogen.
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
He's unconstrained by sanity, physics, or his liver.
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
For 15 minutes straight, he literally did every accent there was, from Russian to Bostonian. The issue: no one could determine whether he was sober, wasted, or anywhere in between
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
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