So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Sometimes I wonder if my friend studies mystic Christian theology because he's afraid to come out of the closet. Evidently, it's okay to talk about God coming inside you, but not to say the same about dudes.
If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
I just reenacted what a cuntadactyl would act like by putting straws in my mouth as teeth and roaring, Plz come get me.
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
You need to let me be on top sometimes. I gotta get rid of these love handles
Dont get mad at me, it takes two to tango
IT TAKES ONE TO EJACULATE INTO THE OTHER WITHOUT CONSENT, AND SPOILER ALERT, ITS THE ONE WITH A SCROTUM FULL OF SEMEN.
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
You know what's fun. When your getting a new mattress and you forget you put your vibrator under your old mattress and the moving guy finds it
I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
I woke up and there was a tiny sombrero on my penis. Care to explain?
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