she really just asked how mermaids reproduce.
I just ran into the couch, vagina first.
I hope you got dinner out of it
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
Please note: when a bouncer tells you to leave, pointing out that their career path makes them a much better judge what to do will not make you friends
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
Just saw the bridesmaid use her new sister in law as a stripper pole
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
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