If I had a nickel for every time I've used a condom, I'd have... two nickels.
How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
I know. They started calling me The Incident. The hotel maids, that is.
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
Feels like someone put a cigar out where my butthole used to live
I'm putting you on my Emergency card so i can spend the last ounce of strength in my hospital bed to flip you off.
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
I was doing handstands in the jail cell and crying “IM A HIGH SCHOOL TEACHER AND IT’S CHRISTMAS EEEEEVE”
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
Randomize
