Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
I'm being fed tequila grapes by a girl on stilts...
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
She once gave me sex advice over the phone while intoxicated. So no you don't have the cooler therapist.
I mean it's like...I'm sorry I slept with your boyfriend but is it my fault that he failed to mention you when I was giving him head in the Dave and Busters bathroom?
There is so much wrong with that sentence
Yeah there really shouldn't be a bar at D&B's...shit gets real
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
I wish I could take a screenshot of how things literally look from my eyeballs right now
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
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