is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
I'm pretty sure my roommate has taken plan B more times than i've had sex. Not sure how that makes me feel.
holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
If your wondering where your blanket is, I put it on the 2 guys you brought home last night. Their still sleeping outside on the trampoline.
I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
Just when I thought he had turned a new leaf, I see a "Let me get you pregnant" shirt in his closet
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
I was drunk while I accepted my job offer. Here's to growing up.
So I bought that bathing suit yesterday and got buyers remorse so I returned it today and then stole it. Win win.
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
We lost you in the bar so we waited outside for you...next thing you know you kick open the doors and yell "I'M ALIVE"
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