im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
Flying into Chicago for a few days, getting re-deployed in September, we should probably fuck
Kristina got the same text from you just now, she's sitting next to me, how many people did you send this to?
i really wish my pants would only unzip when im sober
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
He has a chalkboard tally in his bathroom of "Me vs. Toilet". He's losing.
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
Mom said you looked used
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
I can't adult today.
Take a nap and try again
I have to buy a couch. There's nothing more adult than buying a couch on a Tuesday.
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