theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
I told him we couldn't hang out because I had strep, he said he's had it once so he couldn't get it again. The sex isn't worth this level of stupidity
Selling drugs in raindeer antlers is the best way to spread christmas cheer
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
There is a doctor sitting next to me at lunch talking about the engorged scrotum surgery he did this morning and I am about to lose my professional grown adult facade.
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
I just learned that the grill marks on a Burger King burger patty are actually previously burnt on there with a radioactive spray-on liquid and McDonald's french fries are actually 5% potato.
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