I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
I just Googled "how to lose weight but still be an alcoholic."
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
How do I go about this? "Hey, its my birthday in 40 minutes. Would you like to come over for some sex? Also, please bring snacks"?
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
Honestly my life is shambles over a married man who looked like a fuckin NERD ON HIS WEDDING DAY
Even after hearing me fuck his friend twice in one night, he still follows me around like a puppy.
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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