I don't know how I got that girl last night. I feel like seal right now sans the scars
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
My shoe was in my mailbox this morning. I can't stay sober today.
I have a calendar reminder for world domination today, you wouldn't happen to know anything about that would you?
i told the cop we knew everyone at the party, it was 250 of our closest friends and she's like funny nobody on the balcony knew whose house this was
Thats why they were on the balcony!
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
Like I just asked Greg why I don't have a crown for my vagina. That drunk.
And then I remembered we banged to Beethoven & I was like you will never get this ass again
Please don't throw the wedding bouquet at me
i need to get drunk because i'm an angry sober
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
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