If i come over, it means nothing
hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
I was still in a towel. We hadn't even started drinking yet and the champagne bottle dropped and exploded literally up into my vagina.
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
Seriously, do normal people actually get work done being this hungover? No wonder the economy's in the shitter
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
Sorry for peeing on you and your bed last night.
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
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