She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
New boss looks like john cusack in a collar. Hot. Why do i always want to have sex with priests?
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
Dude i don't know we had to beg the bouncer to let us in because you were bleeding everywhere and he saw you run into a dumpster
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
I'm using my dog as a pillow. He's cool with it.
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
I don't drink nearly as much when I'm coupled, and that's not a lifestyle I can commit to
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
Through a complicated series of events, I wound up in the desert with a blue chick from comic-con. we lost peter. if you're alive, please come get us.
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