What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
Just remembered throwing your phone at your face in a half-drunk stupor the other morning when your alarm went off. Thought I should apologize.
I'm passing your future prison.
She was so loose she sounded like a jar of salsa. I didn't know that was even possible.
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
I use my feet as sexual weapons
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
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