I bet he comes in French.
I didn't go out last night, but I dreamed that I blacked out and the *CRAZY* thing I did was to eat 12 cupcakes off 12 diff plates and stack them up neatly. If I had a life, I'd hate it.
The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
Just heard someone use the phrase "slut mustard" in a sentence. Win.
if i hear one more christmas song, i will fucking shoot myself.
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
this is a mass text to all the people i smoke weed with. I have Mono, so if we've shared a bong/pipe. sorry man.
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
I just haymakered a dude with my face, can we talk about ME for a second and not the guy I fought?
Between fucking and sleeping I woke up missing four out of five of the earrings I was wearing. It's like a star rating system. I had to give him props.
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