Decided to write a book called "girls don't poop and other myths I wish I still believed in"
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
I may have made out with a tranny last night, which, if I don't get fired for everything else that happened, really makes last night epic.
the fat guy in me is very excited, and the skinny guy in me is very excited for the fat guy in me
I consider my hand a solid 5. So if I'm dipping below a 7.5, I might as well go with old faithful.
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
I have an ideal penis or slightly above ideal penis in every country that isn't ruined by the specter of communism
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
It's my birthday. I should be drinking mimosas in a top hat, not working.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
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