His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
you woke up, pulled a beer bottle out of your pants..took a drink and went back to sleep.
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
Screw it. I'll show up in a white dress with a sign that says " I fucked the groom and it wasn't that great."
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
There is a contact in my phone named "Bar Mcntysu." this is why we need a third person to go out with us.
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
oh, i solved that problem. i told him i wanted to steal my roommate's nephew. radio silence. haven't heard from him since.
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
If he's dating my cousin now, do I have to erase the pictures of his dick off my phone? Ugh, morals.
So if your sore it's because you tried to tackle a tree last night. When I told you at the party, you said "What do you expect, I'm an athlete!"
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