I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
I think sneezing out coked up boogers onto your professor disqualifies you from the "I was sick" excuse
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
We were watchin sharknado and we hooked up while I had the Donald Trump shirt on. She said she felt like he was staring at her
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
He brought me another shot of rum, ice and my underwear when I woke up.
What a gentleman.
I KNOW, right?!
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
Randomize