I feel like I'm in dance class right now
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
I really gotta be careful. My email inbox is equal parts notifications from instructors and this dude's dick. If I get drunk and reply to the wrong thing I might get kicked out of grad school.
I'm not a home wrecker but if one more married man with a yacht asks me to go scuba diving I'm NOT saying no
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
I don't think people appreciate how hard it is to fuck in a portapotty. Sarah and I had train for that shit.
Talk about an dramatic entrance, girl rolled up on a stolen bike and was wearing heels and a dress, through it on the ground and said "you guys want a bike?" Of course i jumped on that shit, any sane person would!
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
No, you made a silk sheet toga and held up a dildo calling yourself "The Statue of Puberty". People made pilgrimages from the other party down the block to see you.
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
His baby mama found the pictures of us, she couldn't see my face but she could see my asshole. So I'm safe.
Not sure if your roommate speaks German while sleeping, or if she woke up, figured out we were fucking, and used German to swear at us.
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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