Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
Someone played tic tac toe on my abs?
You know it was a challenge blowing out the candles. It was hard to think of a wish, while drunk, with a concussion.
So he texted me two hours ago to tell me he just took two hits of acid. Now he's asking me if it's possible for a house to breathe.
I say we go and bring jello shots with laxatives. 57% sure one of his toilets is broken
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
I went to the hospital to have my arm checked out, and they already knew the story. They gave me props for posting photos on facebook before even coming to the hospital.
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
You were leaning against a fire hydrant asking people if they wanted to buy free pocket peanuts from you.
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