My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
You should have seen her outfit yesterday. It was like pretty woman before Richard Gere gave her money to buy a new outfit.
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
I tried douching with a turkey baster. Not the brightest idea.
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
If I threw up, how do I still have the same piece of gum in my mouth from the beginning of the night?
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
Hey I have your shoes. Do you remember shouting "Police brutality!" when the bouncer was kicking you out last night?
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
Ah you cut my boxers off with scissors, we're way past introductions
It's his. I know, I'm pregnant with a genetic douche bag but at least he'll be pretty!
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