dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
It is a fiery spray of napalm-covered beautiful words that leave a flaming "fuck you" on the ground after I destroy him.
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
So I got this new job… ever been fucked in a corner office before?
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
My mom found me this morning passed out, face down on my dinning room floor
That must have been one awkward situation haha
Well I woke up in my bed.... I don't remember her finding me
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