Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(614): View more from Ohio

you really are a gigantic fucking slut.

(614): View more from Ohio

sidenote: just remembered sarcasm does not translate through text

(1-614): View more from Ohio

it's probably a bad thing that i wasn't even offended, huh?

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(612): View more from Minnesota

Once again you get dinner and all I get is semen on my leg

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I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper

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(815): View more from Illinois

I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it

(317): View more from Indiana

is it necessary to steal the whole car?

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(662): View more from Mississippi

Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.

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