Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
I was eating out this girl yesterday and when I finished, she asked me if I wanted to take any home with me. She was serious, dude!
What does that even mean?
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
we decided it was best to cut you off after we caught you trying to "baptize" my cat in the jungle juice
In all seriousness...vodka, almond milk and chocolate syrup make a decent white russian.
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
You're finding a boat, I'm going to sleep with a guy that lives above a bar and has 24 hour access. We are really nailing this adulting thing
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
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