And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
He came in looking for condoms, iced coffee, and a gas tank. I need to be where he's going.
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
you dipped you banana in queso last night.
Listening to Whitney Houston sing the National Anthem while I shit before going out tonight. America.
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
I should not be allowed to be in possession of a fifth and a phone at the same time.
Update: they told me I was twerking to twenty one pilots
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
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