Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
just landed in detroit. Currently holding a bag of my own vomit. neighbor told me it was the most graceful vom she has ever seen. Kicking off bar exam week in style.
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
I keep having to talk dad out of putting tequila in the milkshakes.
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
I've come to realize sober is a rare time of the day.
Also you know what's worse than drunk texting? Drunk leaving soup on your hot neighbor's porch.
Printed off fake 'Producer' Sundance badges for us. Pretty sure they double as free passes for getting laid by 'actresses'. Testing this theory tonight.
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
I'm sensing a Yuletide blow job in your future and by future I mean tomorrow
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
Look, when i woke up this morning, I had every intention of being a responsible twenty-five year old, cleaning up, making my budget, and filing my taxes. Its just I got siderailed by pot and downloading classic Disney songs, because fuck adulthood; everyone loves Disney.
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
My ultimate hope is that people will hug me, smell me, and therefore think I'm classy.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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