I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
dont ever smoke after you drink again... i dont think ive ever seen...or heard of someone throwing up and farting at the same time. that is, if you were farting.
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
I just had to stop two people giving each other hand jobs in the pool. That was not something I was taught in lifeguard training
I just called him "young grasshopper" in a conversation. THIS is why I don't get numbers when I'm sober
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
it's like I can see my whorish nature reflected back at me in his wedding ring.
I'm putting you on my Emergency card so i can spend the last ounce of strength in my hospital bed to flip you off.
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
Just woke up from an extremely erotic dream featuring Steve Buscemi. Now I can't sleep.
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