Just woke up. First thing I see: Little brother eating last night's jello shots thinking they're reg jello.
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
There's jack Daniels coming out of my eyes instead of tears.
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
I just blew my weed a kiss
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
Judging by my bruises, I know I took more than one tumble. I probably pulled u down w me, and then punched you in the knee. Been trying to find a place to fix my phone between naps today. Almost no place accepts hand js as currency these days. 2013 is gonna be expensive and whorey.
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
i think im in europe. pls send help
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