you only like me because i go down faster than a bridge in minnesota
Just saw an old lady trip and stumble. Laughed. Kept Driving. I'm going to hell.
That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
can you take me to a tanning bed
sure, why though?
i have to go once so i can blame these herpes on the tanning bed and she won't get suspicious
I wish a night of watching Dear John and a bottle of wine could cure my herpes.
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
You were running around yelling "BUKAKE!" and squirting people with a shampoo bottle you found. Total shitshow.
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
He handed me a temporary tattoo and said cover the hickey up with this
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
Waxing your own asshole is awkward and difficult at best.
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