Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
you woke me up in the middle of the night to tell me you were taking off your pants and it was not an invitation.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
he ran through my sliding door
in his defense that door gets complicated after 10 beers
You missed me roundhouse kicking a lit glow stick out of a guy's mouth last night. You would have been proud.
I've been on this train for an hour and this women has been on the phone and all she's said is "guuurrrrrlllll, gurl, gurl." I may commit suicide.
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
I think all the guys I've fucked in my life would get along perfectly. They'd probably form an orchestra and travel the fucking world. That gives me the slightest feeling of consistency in life which is great.
I'm sorry for peeing on you last night. Will cookies make up for it?
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
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